Underworld: Evolution

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Summary:
This is the brainless sequel to the not-quite-as-brainless Underworld, about vampires and werewolves fighting each other over the centuries. The only 'evolution' in this movie is the title.

Review:

Limmerick
Kate Beckinsale in leather is hot.
Washed up rock-star looking monsters is not.
Much like the werewolf and vampires' corpses,
this flick should be buried and rot.

A haiku:
The helo swan dives
in slow motion-like splendour...
unnecessary.

Oh look! Once again
someone jumps in slow motion.  
Take another shot!

Transforming lycans.
Recycled morphing sequence.
Over and over.

Free-form:

Oh God...
Please help
me find a way...                         out of this mess                            

of a loser movie.        If I have to see a dualie reload 

one

more

time

I will pull a jihad on Len Wiseman's ass.

Final Thoughts:
Kate Beckinsale in leather is hot.

GRADE: D-

Reviewed: 1/22/06