
Director:
Len Wiseman
Kate Beckinsale .... Selene
Scott Speedman .... Michael Corvin
Tony Curran .... Marcus
Derek Jacobi .... Corvinus
Bill Nighy .... Viktor
Summary:
This is the brainless sequel to the not-quite-as-brainless Underworld, about vampires and werewolves fighting each other over the centuries. The only 'evolution' in this movie is the title.
Review:
Limmerick
Kate Beckinsale in leather is hot.
Washed up rock-star looking monsters is not.
Much like the werewolf and vampires' corpses,
this flick should be buried and rot.
A haiku:
The helo swan dives
in slow motion-like splendour...
unnecessary.
Oh look! Once again
someone jumps in slow motion.
Take another shot!

Transforming lycans.
Recycled morphing sequence.
Over and over.
Free-form:
Oh God...
Please help
me find a way...
out of this
mess
of a loser movie. If I have to see a dualie reload
one
more
time
I will pull a jihad on Len Wiseman's ass.
Final Thoughts:
Kate Beckinsale in leather is hot.
GRADE: D-
Reviewed: 1/22/06